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Low Performer

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Not everybody out here's a winner. But you gotta love them anyway. She pulls into gas stations where the register's unplugged, checks into motels where the towels smell like last week and the pools half-full. The bartender pours with his eyes closed and gives her gin when she says whiskey. But she tips heavy and tells them all to have a day — because she used to grade the world like a paper, and somewhere on the highway, she let that go.

Lyrics
[Intro]
[Spoken] Not everybody out here's a winner. But you gotta love 'em anyway.

[Verse 1]
Pulled into a gas station,
somewhere west of I-15.
Asked the kid behind the counter,
"How far to Aberdeen?"
[SPOKEN] He said "Ma'am, I just got here,
and I think the register's unplugged."
[SIGNING] I just smiled real wide,
and told him honey, close enough.

[Chorus]
Low performer, baby, that's alright.
Not everybody's gonna get it on the first try.
Low performer, bless your heart.
Sometimes the finish line's a long way from the start.
But I'll tip you heavy and I'll tell you "have a blessed day."
Low performer, baby,
Wouldn't have it any other way.

[Verse 2]
Checked into a motel,
and the girl said "room for two?"
I said "just me and my suitcase" darlin’, 
but she charged me for two anyway.
[SPOKEN] OK, girl.
[SINGING] The towels smelled like last week,
and the view was of the lot.
The pool was half empty,
That was a ‘maybe not.’

[Chorus]
Low performer, baby, that's alright.
Not everybody's gonna get it on the first try.
Low performer, bless your heart.
Sometimes the finish line's a long way from the start.
But I'll tip you heavy and I'll tell you "have a blessed day."
Low performer, baby,
Wouldn't have it any other way.

[Verse 3]
Bartender at the brewhouse,
was pouring with his eyes closed.
Gave me gin when I said whiskey,
and a lime when I said "no."
But he told me I was pretty,
[SPOKEN] and he meant it, I could tell.
[SINGING] Not the best at his profession,
but his heart was doing well.
I left a twenty dollar bill,
on a six-dollar tab.
He said "you're the nicest customer,
I've ever had!"

[Chorus]
Low performer, baby, that's alright.
Not everybody's gonna get it on the first try.
Low performer, bless your heart.
Sometimes the finish line's a long way from the start.
But I'll tip you heavy and I'll tell you "have a blessed day."
Low performer, baby,
Wouldn't have it any other way.

[Bridge]
Now I used to be the kind,
who'd roll her eyes and walk away.
Grade the whole world like a paper, 
take off marks every day.
But somewhere on the highway,
I just let that whole thing go.
Not everybody's built for the spotlight, 
not everybody makes the show.

[SPOKEN] And you know what? 
Thank God for that!

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